Guest Post

I am so frustrated with her. I have been around for five years. Never has this happened to me before. All she does is sit indoors. She needs me twice a month when she goes grocery shopping or to go to a nearby drugstore. Oh and how could I forget the mall? I am a Volkswagen Jetta! Not a Maruti 800 that you use to run errands. I am no errand boy!

And do not even get me started on the neighborhood that she lives in. Someone had the nerve to walk along both sides of me with a key digging into me the whole time. I was keyed!! No Sir, I was not made for this! 

Where are those long drives, ramping up on the highway? Drifting through the rain? Oh how I miss every single previous owner of mine. 

 I bet she doesn't even know what the gear 'S' does. When she asked a friend " oh, what does CRUISE mean", I started crying. And she freaked out thinking it was a gas leak! When I do get my engines started I do not know if I should be happy. I almost always regret that. I have never been so embarrassed on the road before. In my six years post-manufacture I have been honked six times. All in the past three months! Holly molly, I had to calculate thrice and make sure that it was actually only three months since I was IMPRISONED by her!  Feels like three centuries.. Let me go! Sell me away! 

I've been hearing a lot of talk and countdowns about her boyfriend visiting her in the summer. He is my only ray of hope. Oh, boyfriend of the owner of this unfortunate car, I hope you use me for what I am.

A disgruntled car